I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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