Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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