So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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