On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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