are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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