I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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