i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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