My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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