OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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