you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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