Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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