Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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