my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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