Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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