you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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