Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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