I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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