I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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