Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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