So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Never underestimate the power of titties
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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