Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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