its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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