Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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