Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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