So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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