just tell him i said nine months
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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