Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
only if we run a train.
done.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
