i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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