If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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