mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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