please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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