I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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