YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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