guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
