Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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