No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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