Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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