There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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