he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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