Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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