Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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