Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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