I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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