; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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