so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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