so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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