They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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