The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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