yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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