covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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