Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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