she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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