He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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