Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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