white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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